The late show starts at 7:30
Resturaunts give you two cups, one for your drink and one for your dentures
Every mall has an AARP booth and a Hoveround store
The cable companies have to broadcast three channel of Animal Planet
They give the discount to everyone who isnt a senior
You cant park anywhere without a handicapped sticker
The kids dye their hair grey to fit in
The state's chief import is plastic, because of all the fake hips
Liscense plates are the size of billboards, no one can see those tiny letters
The police have never pulled someone over for speeding
The antique store bought out the wal-mart
There is a cloud of Bengay that hovers over large portions of the state
Wow you musta been in a randoom mood.. but it's cool! haha took me a while to actually get it tho (I know pretty cab)
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