It
is surprisingly easy to get punched in the face by a Christian in the month of
December.
Granted, I am not sure why that
would be a personal goal anybody would actually have but this is useful
information should you desire it. This is especially useful when you consider
how hard it is the rest of the year to get people who are supposed to be
characterized by general niceness to give you a good right hook.
If you want a Christian to punch you
in the face simply say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.”
